“So, Biff,” said the fox. “Why do you keep sewing that shirt? I think it’s, like, mostly thread now.”
“I love this shirt, fox” I said. “It’s the most comfortable piece of clothing I’ve ever had. And I’m going to keep sewing it until it turns into a ball of thread.”
“How long have you had it, Biff?” said the fox.
“Remember when dinosaurs walked the earth?” I said.
“Vaguely,” said the fox.
“Not that long,” I said.
“You one funny guy,” said the fox. “But I think you must have had that shirt for almost fifteen years. It’s turning yellow. Don’t you think it’s time to give it a decent burial? You could even tie die it.”
“The grin, fox,” I said. “It gives away your sarcasm. And it gives me nightmares. While I’m still awake.”
“Watch it, Biff,” said the fox. “Or I’ll smile at you.”
“Just joking, fox,” I said, as I finished the sewing and started looking through the eye of the sewing needle.
“Whatcha doin’, Biff?” said the fox.
“Looking through the eye of this needle, fox,” I said. “Maybe that’s the way.”
“The way to what, Biff?” said the fox.
“The way to get closer in my search for peace,” I said.
“Don’t get it, Biff.” said the fox.
“I’m going to take a look at things through the eye of this needle,” I said.
“Careful you don’t poke your eye out with that needle, Biff,” said the fox. “You know how accident prone you are.”
“I’m not accident prone, fox,” I said.
“Big dent in your chin there from meeting a sidewalk when gravity wasn’t on your side,” said the fox. “Two false teeth from falling off the top of a building into a heap of scrap metal. Big scar on your right arm from crashing through a glass door. Three broken ribs from…”
“OK, fox,” I said. “That’s enough. I’ve had a few unfortunate accidents that anyone else could have had.”
“’Cept they weren’t anyone else,” said the fox.
“You know, fox,” I said. “You could be the first fox in history to hibernate. You could get yourself in Wikipedia for that.”
“Biff, how many times do I have to…” the fox tried to say.
“Time to see things through the eye of a needle,” I said.
And there I was, needle in hand (and not making pinholes in my head or eyes), sitting at Read’s Coffee and Magazine Shop holding a needle up to my eye, looking at what I’m writing on my laptop and people are looking at me strangely.
“They’re waiting for you to poke yourself in the eye with the needle, Biff,” said the fox.
Ignoring the fox and the people waiting for me to stab my eyes out, I focused through the eye of the needle at the word needle. All I could see were the two ‘e’s.
And this made me think.
What if we all had to walk around for a whole day looking at the world through the eye of a needle? What would we see? How would this make us think?
“Biff,” said the fox. “You’re starting to sound a little crazy. And you’re looking a little wide-eyed.”
“I’ve been crazy all my life, fox,” I said. “And tomorrow I’m going to be just a little crazier. I’m going to spend a day looking through the eye of this needle.”
“And you get this from looking at the word needle through a needle?” said the fox.
“You got it, fox,” I said.
(To be continued. Through the eye of a needle encore.)
“So what did you see in those two e’s in the word, Biff?” said the fox.
“Two e’s, fox…two e’s.”